SANJIM THE ALMIGHTY - The Primer.....

Prisms of color streaming forth from the landscaped sky alerted the drone bee to an opportune location beneath the eaves trough and directly adjacent to the raised roof shingle. The drone was a exquisite canary yellow and ebony black, the contrast aptly illuminated by the incessant buzzing of her overextended wings. The drone’s eyes scanned horizontally, resting on the holy grail of paper hive locations, the upper roof squadron, attached with two deliciously positioned 2X4’s, optimal conditions for the creation of a new hive.

The new hive was meant to represent progress in beekind, progressive thinking, societal modifications enabling the success of the new colony. The drone circled lazily over the location for the course of the next four days, and eventually mentioned the idea to the Wise Council, which approved the location after conferring with the Supreme Bee Leader, the Queen herself. After the approval process was complete, the Drone proceeded to rally a sufficient following to assist with the building of a new colony, meant to further the name of the true creator, SanJim himself.

You see, SanJim was not an observable deity, but that did not devalue the importance of his name or the impact of his well known and documented moodiness. “Documented?” you might ask, “How can a bee have anything documented? They are merely bees?!?” The bee was a highly evolved creature, set apart from mankind due to their natural ability to sting. No other animal or human walking the face of the earth can sting like the bee.

The action of stinging surely is a clear indicator that SanJim had chosen the bees to be the beacon of light for the rest of the non-bee like stinging world. Sure, other animals could plow fields, make milk, lay eggs, provide companionship, and sure the Humanoids were capable of building tall structures and had an abnormal appetite for creating orange yellow explosions, but could they sting? Sure as hell not, and that is why one can state unequivocally and with absolute certainty, SanJim created the world for the Bees. This fact was so ingrained in Bee Culture that even the youngest wasps knew the omnipotency of SanJim, as they were taught to pollinate sassafraz four times daily, all in the name of SanJim the Almighty.